Nottingham - Market Square - Anonymous Review

The cornerstone of a good Nando's is its impeccably welcoming and lovely staff. To our great delight, upon our arrival at the counter to order food, we had the pleasure of being served by such a staff member. His enthusiastic and accommodating demeanour helped us overcome some of the toughest obstacles we'd faced in a restaurant thus far - lack of sweet mashed potato and excess halloumi conundrums were all effortlessly navigated by this delightful gentleman of the wait staff profession. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we were unable to ascertain his identity before he disappeared into the night to save other customers from a similar fate.

HOWEVER. He had dark hair, was roughly 6'0" and the inside of his left forearm was adorned with a long tribal-esque tattoo which we imagine to be given to him upon completion of his grandmasters waiting course. We only hope that, unlike his mythological forefather Icarus, he does not stray too close to the lightbulb so we are able to encounter him again upon any subsequent visits.