Glasgow - The Fort - Anonymous Review

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Number of Visits: 
50+
How Busy?: 
Almost Full
Date of Last Visit: 
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Time of Day: 
Mid-afternoon or late evening
Rating: 
3.38 / 5
Friendliness of Staff: 
4 (Good stuff. Very polite)
Speed of Service: 
4 (5 - 10 mins - Some conversation had begun)
Quality of Food: 
1.5 (Very disappointing - cold, flavourless, burnt)
Decoration & Cleanliness: 
4 (Very clean, newly furnished, impressive artwork and lighting)
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Very disappointed in the food - not because of the staff. The plant based strips have been replaced by a disgusting, slimy “fillet.” Felt like I was eating Quorn 15 years ago. I took three bites to try and like it but couldn’t stomach it. I hate food waste but I genuinely wouldn’t feed that to a stray dog. I am baffled that this is the replacement for the strips which were great. Nando’s has definitely gone backwards. I won’t be returning unfortunately as there is really nothing else exciting on the menu for vegetarians or vegans. Please bring back the strips. The toilets at The Fort are utterly vile. Staff are always really nice here.

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