Staines - Anonymous Review

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Anonymous (not verified)
Number of Visits: 
5-10
How Busy?: 
10 - 25 minute wait
Date of Last Visit: 
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Time of Day: 
Weekend Dinner (Inc Friday)
Rating: 
4 / 5
Friendliness of Staff: 
5 (Wow, I feel incredibly welcome! Recognised if a frequent visitor)
Speed of Service: 
5 (Under 5 mins - I had only just got back with my cutlery and sauce)
Quality of Food: 
1 (Inedible - Is that blood?! Send it back!)
Decoration & Cleanliness: 
5 (An exceptional Nando's! (Please tell us why) )
Comments - Stand out in our monthly competition! What did you eat? Unique aspects? Parking/transport tips?: 

Guys, I’m a simple woman. I don’t expect a five star meal at nandos, you guys are just doing your best with what you have. But cmon, over half the leaves in my caesar salad are brown?? I let the taste of cigarette on the corn last week pass, I let the hair in my wrap last month pass but this is just too far, not sure if you can get food poisoning from gone off iceberg lettuce but what the hell guys? MAYBE the true crime here was me ordering a salad… Lesson learnt

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